what work could have a guy who is the gayest thing on earth?

I'm thinking barbie designer clothes. I'm straight, only to find funny answers.

– Being the type FTD floral in gold spandex – Being Richard Simmons' "Yes Man" – the lead role in any particular musical. "The Sound of Music" – Being an "MJ" wannabe – Barb Ser Cher Striesand or hairdresser thought of some more …. – To be any man involved on Americas Next Top Model – Being the "Burger King" <- WTF is that all about anyway? – A wedding coordinator – waiter at a gay bar – Avon calling! – Being Greg Brady – to be a dancer in a strip bar – Sale of cotton candy on the beach in a speedo … There are so many! O)