Advice for women in 2008?
1. Aspire to be Barbie – the b * tch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits – buy one of each color. 3. Enjoy life with a pinch of salt … a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila. 4. The need for a support group? – The cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Back in the day of the 30 diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl underwear and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear to be no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my little world, but okay. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can not find myself. 10. Do not you panties in a knot, it solves nothing, and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix with vodka. 12. Remember that every good-looking, sweet, male is another ex-boyfriend! AMEN TO ALL OF THE ABOVE!
ha ha good V,,,,
